Hey pervert, you always keep asking me why the only female in our team quit. Well, I will tell you why dimwit, it is because of you and your perverseness, asshole.
Every single day you just have to harass with lame sex jokes your female colleague, which happens to share the same cubicle with you. Every fucking day you have to bring your perverted adult magazines and read it in front of her instead of doing your fucking job. Every single day you have to view your lesbian hardcore porn in your computer played in Windows Media Player with full window view so even she can see it. But wait, other colleagues can see it too, asshole.
Ever heard of shame, dimwit? Not only you waste the fucking company's resources for downloading and watching porn in the company's computer (yes, dipshit. It is the company's computer, not fucking yours), but you also broadcast it so your female cubicle mate will see it too.
But hey, I am sure our female colleague will enjoy your perverseness, if it is good taste. Apparently, it is bad. No one gets your stupid sex jokes.
So, now that the only female in our team quit, you keep hounding me with your stupid questions on why she quit. You will not get any respect from me, pervert. And you win the "Stupid Award" from me.
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