12. IT department: These people are one of the biggest pricks in the world. They act high and mighty with their outdated knowledge on lowly average executive using the company's computer. But when there is a trouble in a company's computer, they are nowhere to be seen. Fucking wimps! Even some ordinary worker has more tech knowledge than you do!
11. Techie dorks: These are people who own the latest mobile phones, every video game consoles, fastest computers, biggest whatever gadgets they have. They compete with other techie dorks to see who has the best mobile phone, techie gadgets and whatsoever. Watching this is like seeing two dorks that are engaging in a cyber pissing contest.
10. Rallyists: Seriously, these people need a hard ass-kicking. These people complain about low wages, high prices, unemployment, political issues and American Imperialism. Hey idiots! How about stop complaining and start working? Oh yeah, great, you're rallying against American Imperialism, but you are wearing Hanes tee-shirts, Lee jeans, Nike shoes. Great work on defending your country's sovereignity dumb ass, you just contradicted your fucking point, nice work dipshit. And yeah, include the idiots who don't know what they are protesting about.
9. Evil bosses: These are scheming weasels that his or her redeeming feature is that he or she is a big fucking idiot and you may get some good enterntainment as they show to the people in the workplace on how stupid they are. They never do anything right. The evil bosses are scheming, lying, manipulative bastards who relish on seeing people being abused. These doofuses had the manners and social skills of a gnat. Well, it is their nature after all, they are the devil's advocate. Fucking tyrants.
8. The Idiot Cheering Squad Team Leader Boss: This kind of boss is simply the most inept boss you will ever have. He has no skills whatsoever. He only became your boss due to the fact that he and the owner of the business are buddies. Because he has no skills whatsoever, he compensate by looking like a morale building guru and try to raise the morale of the ordinary worker joe. He likes to make a lot of useless meetings and make a lot of morale boosting speeches that don't make any sense. And of course, this idiot likes to barge in meetings that discuss about a work project then start giving a idiotic morale boosting speech.
7. Your coworkers: Seriously. Your coworkers are also scheming weasels that kiss your idotic boss' slimy and dirty ass in order to get promoted while backstabbing you.
6. Anime otakus: These dimwits deserve all the ass-kicking they get. These idiots tries to be cool by having a lot of knowledge about anime. These people are getting a hard on by just imagining a naked female anime character. These are the stupid idiots who think they are some anime character and they dress up and talk like their favorite anime character. And they are really stupid for singing J-pop songs but they don't understand a single Japanese word.
5. Politicians: Again, although their antics are quite funny, its already tired, dry and stupid toilet humor. These politicians range from the crybaby Jamby Madrigal, to psychotic Miriam Santiago to the ultimate drama queen in the U.S. Senate Ted Stevens. Fucking idiots.
4. Gun owners: These gun owners are nitwits, and insecure one at that. Look at the "Great White Hunter" Dick Cheney. He shot the only lawyer for Bush. What a dick. The reason why they own guns is because they are insecure about the size of their small dicks. Once I encountered a mug who aimed a shotgun at my head and I just said "So, big gun, small dick eh?" and the idiot ran away crying "Mommy! Wahhh!" Sheesh.
3. Wikipedia contributors: This need to stop, now. There are two types of fucking idiots who contributes to Wikipedia, the idiot who, every two minutes, try to change a post with idiotic rants like "Jesus sucks" or "Bush sucks", and the idiot who, every two minutes, tries to change the idiotic posts like "Jesus sucks" or "Bush sucks" back to what was originally posted. pathetic losers. They need a life.
2. Sports dorks: These kind of people almost top the list of the idiotic people that need to receive an ass-kicking. These kind of people are the kind of people who collect useless data about athletes, like the size of Michael Jordan's wang, or like when a basketball team defeated the other basketball team in a game of Monopoly. These are also the kind of people who play basketball on their video game consoles or on their computer rather than playing sports in real life. These are people who get a hard on just looking at athletes grabbing each other's balls and asses. Just look at the examples of the pics these sports dorks will get a hard on with below:
You may say, "Dude, these sports dorks are gonna beat your ass!" First things first, don't call me dude, you prick! And contrary to popular belief, sports dorks are scrawny little idiots, they don't even have a single muscle in them. They are not well-built physically. They rather spend their time fawning over sweaty athletes than doing some real sports instead. These sports dorks tries to compensate their scrawny little body by making gay athletes their idols and watching these gay athletes play a game of ass-grabbing. What a maroon. So stay away from these kind of people, they are gay, gay dorks.
So, who tops the list? Well without further ado, the most idiotic type of people who needs a royal ass-kicking
1. Techie sport dorks: If there is anything worse than sports dorks, it is the techie sports dorks. These are sports dorks who check up the internet every 5 minutes about their favorite gay athletes. These are the kind of geeky sports dorks who own a mobile phone with geeky application in order to check up on sports scores every fucking 5 minutes. These are the kind of dumb fucks who make personal sports blogs about their favorite gay athletes. These are scrawny sports dorks who are only brave when they are online, because they can claim they have the biggest dick in the world and since proof is not available, no one can claim if that statement is true or plain horse shit.
And because all of you people know that techie people are geeky idiots and sports dorks are well, dorks, techie sports dorks are the lowest life form on earth. They sit on the bottom of the dorky idiots food chain. There was once this techie sports dork who said to my face that: "If sports buffs are dorks and I'm a sports buff, then I'm the coolest dork you'll ever meet." Then I said "Nice try, dumb ass!" Then I kick his shins, which made him grab his shins in pain. Because of this vulnerability, I kicked straight to his puny wang! With my kick straight to his groin, this dork was kneeling on the ground and trying not to pass out from the pain. And since I am a kind bad-ass priest, I walked over to his back and give him a swift kick to the ass for a traditional ass-kicking.
So what is the morale of this story? Well it is simple, no matter how cool you are among the sports dork, even if you are the coolest sports dork ever, you are still a dork.
