You know, if anyone is crying up in heaven, it is certainly not your relatives, brothers, sisters, friends or whatever but it is Mary, mother of Jesus. She cries a lot because Catholic idiots are worshipping her to no end.
Mary is crying because Catholic idiots call her "Mother of God", while God is omnipresent and omnipotent. Meaning God was there before the world is created, so how she can be "Mother of God"? Jesus Christ was already God even Mary was born.
Catholics even name her as "The Immaculate Conception" (that Mary was born without sin), while it was really clearly written in the scriptures that "For all have sinned, and come short of Glory of God." (Romans 3:23)
Catholic idiots even make statues of her, while it was really stated in the Bible that "Thou should not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in earth beneath, or that is in the water beneath the earth ... thou shall not bow to them." Exodus 20:4,5
MAY 7, 1997 Vatican Information Service says:
John Paul II underlined that "the history of Christian piety teaches that Mary is the path that leads to Christ, and that filial devotion to her does not at all diminish intimacy with Jesus, but rather, it increases it and leads it to very high levels of perfection."
He concluded by asking all Christians "to make room (for Mary) in their daily lives, acknowledging her providential role in the path of salvation."
Well, to all Catholics, they will just say that it is just harmful adoration and respect for Mary. but it says that in Romans 2:9 "But ye have to respect persons, ye commit sin..."
But wait, there's more:
Ten Series of Meditations on the Mystery of the Rosary, by John Ferraro, is intended to give an overview of Roman Catholic dogma concerning the Virgin Mary. Ferraro's book was given the Nihil Obstat and the Imprimatur, which is an official statement by the Roman Catholic Church that the book "is free of doctrinal or moral error."
*She(Mary) is co-Redemptrix of the human race.
*The church and the saints greet her thus: "You, O Mary, together with Jesus Christ, redeemed us."
*God has ordained that no grace will be granted to us except through Mary. It is a doctrine preached by all the saints that no grace will come to us from heaven without passing through Mary's hands. No one will be saved nor obtain mercy except through You, O' heavenly lady. Remember this well, no one will enter heaven without passing through Mary as one would pass through a door. O' Mary, our salvation is in your hands.
*During His passion, Mary suffered in her heart all the pains that Jesus suffered in His body. For this reason, God exalted her so greatly.
*Mary is our co-Redemptrix because she gave us Jesus pledge of our salvation. Furthermore, she is co-Redemptrix of the human race, because with Christ she ransomed mankind from the power of Satan.
*Jesus redeemed us with the blood of His body, Mary with the agonies of her heart.
*We were condemned through the fault of one woman; we are saved through the merits of another woman. Just as Eve was the root of death for everyone, so Mary was the source of life for everyone.
*Mary is our co-Redemptrix because she suffered in her heart whatever was lacking in the passion of Christ. Are we obligated to Jesus for His passions? -- so we are indebted to Mary for her participation in His passions. She gave birth to Jesus with joy; she gave birth to us, brothers of Jesus, in anguish and sorrow.
*Mary, Queen of the Apostles: She is queen of apostles because she formed them and directed them in their preaching. Mary is Queen of Apostles because by herself she routed all the heresies. Mary is Queen of Apostles because she is mother of grace and channel of mercy. She is Queen of Apostles because in her every hope is life and virtue. She is Queen of Apostles because she is conqueror of the Infernal Dragon. (Emphasis added.)
*If we spread devotion to Mary, we will gain heaven -- "Who explains me will have life everlasting."
*God shared His power with her [Mary]. "My mother, ask, for I must not turn away your face." Christ speaking to Mary: "Without your command, no one shall move hand or foot in the whole land."
*All grace is passed from God to Jesus, from Jesus to Mary, and from Mary to us. The grace of God, cure for our ills, comes to us through Mary like water through an aqueduct.
*Mary is the compliment of the Holy Spirit. Before God she asks not -- she commands!
*No true devotee of Mary will be damned because she is the terrible conqueror of the devil.
*Because she believed in Christ's mission of salvation, she became the co-Redemptrix of the whole human race.
*Mary is holier than the saints, loftier than the heavens, more glorious than the cherubim, more venerable than any other creature.
*No one can acquire an intimate union with Jesus and a perfect fidelity to the Holy Spirit without being greatly united with Mary.
*It is necessary for us to have a mediator besides Jesus as mediator, and we will never find one more qualified than Mary. (Emphasis added.)
*It was never written of anyone that he became a saint without having a special devotion to Mary.
*When God deeply loves a soul, and finds it stained with sin, He covers it with a beautiful mantle that makes it precious to Him -- that mantle is Mary.
*Mary is the ark of salvation built by God on the deluge of our faults so that whoever desires may enter and be saved.
*Whoever is enamored of Mary, attaches his soul to a steadfast anchor that will draw him to the port of happiness.
*It is important to be devoted to Mary as it is to enter heaven, because no one can enter Paradise who is not devoted to Mary.
*In reward for humility, God gave to Mary the power of filling with blessed souls the thrones left empty by the rebellious angels.
*Mary is secretary of the King of Heaven. It is she who writes in the Book of Life the names of the predestined, and signs them with the emblem of God. She herself is the Book of Life from which God will read the names of the elect on the day of judgment.
*To be devoted to you, O' Mary, is a weapon of salvation which God gave to those whom He positively wants to save.
This is absolute horseshit. Nowhere in the Scriptures is Mary exalted and treated as co-mediatrix to God this way. Not one time do we find the Apostles praying or worshipping her. None of the Apostolic epistles to the churches even mention her.
Catholics are big bunch of big idiots that are not really praying to God. Man, I hate Catholics.
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